There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man answers, 'A bird.'
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, 'What happened?'
The man answers, 'I don't know.
I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.'
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, ' I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs!'
The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man answers, 'A bird.'
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, 'What happened?'
The man answers, 'I don't know.
I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.'
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, ' I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs!'
7 comments:
ohohohohohooho..... this is 1 hell of a joke!!!! that man must b in great pain....
hey kinda long time didnt see ya online liao? what hv u gals there up to lah recently?
anyway i will be going to penang this 26th -28th March. wanna meet up?
Crash its eggs >_< Oouuch!!
We'r on term break, holiday until Apr 10, now in hometown :>
wah ur term break how long wor? till april 10?
break 2 wks but 17 onwards already no class, lecturer 'than phok' lah.. class starts on 5 Apr 10. Coming to Penang for leisure or work? try our fav. laksa stall No.11 in gurney drive ^o^ ask for fish balls..
icic... i m going there for biz le...
so u gals wont there around in penang huh?
Ya, most probably wont b around. U knw so much abt us, of course must avoid u, wuhahaha!
wah... am i tat scary ar? snif snif snif~~~ :(
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