Our X tree

To entertain ourselves, we bought a little christmas tree and some decorations.

When you have so many things to do with a little time, you curse.

When you have so much time and nothing to do, you spend money.

If my granma was here, she'd hang red packets on my tree >: ) right granma? To appreciate her advice, I always hang something RED.

Merry, Merry Christmas to you ~

CANDY & MANDY WISHES YOU A MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS !

On this wonderful cherry popping season, we would like to extend our appreciation to all SWEETINTIMATE customers and they will enjoy FREE POSTAGE on ALL items!

Come shop at http://www.sweetintimate.blogspot.com/ and have a KINKY WILD CHRISTMAS with your girlfriend/boyfriend, mistress/wife/husband, your friend's girlfriend/boyfriend, mistress/wife/husband, your neighbour's mistress/wife/husband, girlfriend/boyfriend, daughter/son/siblings and whoeverlah... !

Days without internet

What did we do over the month without internet? It has been a tough time but I believe we will pull through! We went night-shopping in Tesco because we can't chat in msn, can't update our blogs, no more facebooking, we watch football at the mamak stall without knowing which team to support, feed & play with stray dogs, dip in the pool and chat (because we can't swim)...

And finally, we cook! Here are some of Mandy's favourite and simple dishes ^_^ I'll let Candy post her own cookinglah.. that lazy worm, wuhaha!

Tom yam fried rice with prawns and chicken

Cheng chau siu pak choy - Siu pak choy fried with garlic

Ginger chicken ^_^ (my favourite)

Tom yam pot with prawns, squids, chicken, tomato, crab, bird's egg...

Tomato egg

There are 2 cute dogs always running around our area. They love to play with us ^_^ Er.. Candy name them Baby, I call them Wou-wou.. they don't know what name to respond to, hahaha!

I need to put on some weight, they have mistaken my hand as The Bone.

-_-!

See, we can even train dogs, Wou-wou can understand "hand-hand" !!

Tak boleh janji

As mentioned, we have moved to another place because the previous owner wanted to sell his apartment. This apartment doesn't come with internet and we were suppose to go apply a new line... BUT... kikiki... I don't know who left his connection unsecured thus, we became the 'illegal internet borrowers' ever since.

Early this month, he suddenly felt like a stingy poker and dediced to 'secure his network', so.. we have no internet access since then. We're having our holidays and can only check our emails once a while in starbucks or nasi kandar. I went to apply a new line, but TM's service was unbelievably lousy. I had to blog about it!

After observing 2-3days, Mr Stingy hasn't unblock his network so we had to go apply our own broadband service =_=

Date applied: 2 Nov 09

As at today: 23 Nov 09

Status: still no internet

Reason: "kita tak boleh janji bila boleh pasang Strimik, terpulanglah kpd kontrekte TM kita."

I have called TM 100 like 20 times over the weeks and they pass me everywhere, denying their responsibilities! What is the complication in merely activating an internet account? They keep saying my address is incorrect, then they ask for my neighbour's phone number, then they have to check whether this area has broadband service (obviously everybody in this building has broadband!) and it takes forever to check and check and delay...

I went to TM today and demanded for my deposit refund and they told me that their system/line is down and even turn the monitor to show me the "error message". I was told to wait for another week because of the trouble and it will take a long time to refund my deposit. I honestly, am afraid of the trouble dealing with TM because I have no strength to tell every dept the same story as I can foresee they will pass me to everywhere.

What can I do? Waitlah.. If next week still nothing done, Mandy's gonna kill someone! CUT CUT CUT IT !!!!

* I've had so many plates, infact, too much of nasi kandar and too many cups of chocolate from starbucks, I'm now stealing Kayu's internet. I'm parking 'near' their shop. LOL. Sigh, terpaksalah bikin hal cipsket because TM cannot janji bila boleh pasang internet.

HELP ~ ~ ! ! ! ! !

Shits

Lesen Memandu

Look What Candy Discover Today?

OMG! See what I saw on my way to the car park today....Gosh! It's a SNAKE.

Can someone teach me how to buy TOTO and MAGNUM???

Come, I give u RM50...

Toilet Of The Year

I have this insecurity feeling everytime I enter my new office's toilet.


Is the lock usable? I don't think so.

I think even with ma "three leg cat kung fu" also can kick the door open...wuahahaha....

I'm Candy :)

Candy is BACK

Candy is BACK!

I have been trying to adapt to the new changes lately which causes me with not much time for blogging. As Mandy had mention, I have just take up a part time job as a "Documentation Clerk"and my only job function includes doing some simple translations. It's a pretty boring job and the working environment is no FUN at all. The whole office is as quiet as a library. No gorgeous hunk, no pretty babes (except me) and hardly anyone here speaks to one another. So funny, I thought to myself. But well, I am used to it by now and am now able to cope with both my workload and class assignments. During the 1st few days of work, I swear my whole body was aching like hell...Don't even feel like talking or eating after coming back from work. Feel so tired and god knows how many morning classes I had skip then...But worst, I pretty much ignore Mandy then. Feel so guilty now... Sorry, Man!

Politics

A little boy asks his dad, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

Boleh !

I'm not sure how true is that but.. just for laughs.. :)

The Man..dy?

I was home over the weekend n my father surprised me with a new writing table in my room that he made. I was happy to receive the gift. It's nothing exclusive but it's the thought that counts. It's an ordinary wall mounted table which I designed.. or let's not make it sound so professional. I simply scribbled on a paper during the Raya weekend because I was bored with my table.

I'm so used to the fact that my father can fix / make almost anything, we seldom pay the professionals to do it. He is not a carpenter, he could build me a table, my extra ordinary large shoe rack, he's not a plumber, he could fix a tap, the toilet, the sink, he's not a wireman but he concealed my phone, internet cables in my room within an hour. What else he cannot do? :) Not trying to boast about my dad but Candy's dad can build a fish pond, fix the automatic gate, infact her dad can build more things!

Then I recall a guy which I dated, Danny, a 6 ft tall guy. You know, every girl wants to have a tall boyfriend who can protect them but unfortunately being tall is not enough. There's once, the tap in our apartment burst. Candy n I took turns to mop the floor because the water just couldn't stop and the plumber was on strike. Danny came by but he couldn't fix. Our fathers could easily fix it but WOW :O he could't? Okay, Candy's boyfriend came, he was a student but he fixed it. Good, he's the man!

That guy just don't know how to fix anything! Tap leak = don't know / a new dvd player = don't know how to connect / my lighting bulb is not working, he suggest that I change the bulb when it was the starter that spoilt (come'on, I also know). Being with him makes me feel helpless. Anyway, he was also a mommy's boy which was the main reason it all ended.

Candy says I'm gonna be lonely n grow old alone because I behave like a spinster, LOL. I'm starting to worry.. Am I going to spend my whole life alone because I can take care of such small things or simply with a man who cannot make me feel secure? Simple wiring call electrician, tap leak call plumber, car puncture call tyre shop? I mean, he has to be a millionaire to make those calls every minute! We all need a partner to be there for, to talk to, to cuddle, to love, to be loved but hey, is there a class / workshop that can make Danny tougher? You need not be a Master of All Trades but at least know abit? Can? Pls? Or else Mandy's gonna be so lonely because she knows how to change a bulb, stop a leak, CALL a plumber, CALL a wireman, CALL a fireman, policeman..

I know Danny's reading my blog.. I hate your stepmom, Dan! Kill her and I'll do all the plumbing, LOL!

Prisoner in the prison

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY?

Chippies

Remember I use to feed these Chippies in our former apartment? I feed them too, over here in our new place. In the begining, they came around, about 3-4 of them, later 6-7 now whole group of Chippies will wait for me in the morning and evening, demanding for food and I had to run up and down serving them food like Flo in Diner Dash.

ಠ_ಠ Who's the master now?

Oh boy, talk about Flo, I really miss Diner Dash. I use to have a Reflexive Keygen that was able to crack ALL games from their co. but lastly Reflexive found out and strengthen their game security, no more games since then -_-! Does anybody have a Key Generator (also known as Game Crack) for all games? I'm in hunger for games!

I hear MAP

I need psychiatric help.

I keep hearing things... that everybody else doesn't. Why? Why me?

In the office:

Manager A: Mandy, what time the map here?

Mandy: *silent* (I can't answer because I don't understand. I dare not ask because it may be something simple that I should know) Map... ??? Here/Hear??? Errr....

Manager A: (looking at me like he's trying to say I'm low B which means retarded, or something...)

Then he took my 30 cm ruler and acted like he's vacuuming the floor, trying to tell me by his action while saying "wuuu..." the vacuum sound, expressing his concern that what time will the maid be here.

He wanted to say 'MAID' ಠ_ಠ and he acted like I no read book (illiterate), huh?!!

I swore, I will correct him the next time he dare to MAP me, or WUUU... me !!!! I'm not prepared this time, just let me be the no read book MAP!

He added before he left "Is alright, I panic when my boss spit chu me for the first taing" he tapped my shoulder and gave me a Shah Rukh Khan smile =) He may be handsome.. ahem, ahahaha, hey! But he said MAP!!

*&^%$#@!! I wanted to kill someone!! If he wasn't the manager, I would have told him off! The full time receptionist stood beside me without reaction / expression like she just overheard a normal conversation.

Or am I the only one hearing things?

Banana Maniac

Banana: TADA !

Pear & Strawberry: *Scream*

The road is MINE~

Caught this dog sleeping in the middle of the road and all cars had to line up behind me and wait for it to slowly wake up, stretch its bones, scratch its back and slowly walked away..

Who's the master now?

Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'

Monkey Organization

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Why it's better to be a woman?

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

5. Taxis stop for us.

6. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

7. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

8. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

9. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

10. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

11. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

12. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

13. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

14. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

15. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

16. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

17. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

18. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

19. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

20. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

21. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

22. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

23. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

24. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Tissue

Candy and I had a nice dinner last night to pamper ourselves after 1 month of hard work. After dinner we further treated ourselves with Baskin Robbins double scoop cone; while I was driving and eating my ice-cream I saw a bunch of police not far from us. Without hesitating, I passed my ice-cream to Candy and... (whistling)... continue to drive...

After that, I turn to Candy and she was holding both ice-creams melting like water fall. She didn't have tissue in her bag and the one box of tissue in my car, is empty. We stopped aside, dug in my handbag for some tissue, didn't know where to find a tap so we washed our hands with the windscreen water :"> so messy...

I woke up today and decided to make Candy carry some tissue from today onwards! But how?

DONE!

I hope with this little pocket tissue holder which carries some sentimental value, would eventually make her feel the obligation to carry some tissue in her BAG. I was so in the mood of sewing, I made one after another and ended up with so many tissue holders, I don't know what to do with them. One who carries a pocket tissue don't need a holder. People who doesn't carry tissue, obviously doesn't need it too. Alamak!

Lesson learnt: we should always have a bottle of water in the car or some wet tissue in our bags, just in case we spill coffee, coke, milo ice in the car especially if you love to eat and drink while you drive.

National Day Parade?

I have received a link from a friend showing China's 60th communist rule National Day Parade in Beijing. It was grand and must I say, we're so behind time if we were to compare our Merdeka Parade to theirs'.

Link: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/10/china_celebrates_60_years.html


Wow, helicopters... I thought they only have bicycles >: )

I feel motivated !

Wiw weet~ Model-like policewomen

Versus our Merdeka Parade -_- zzZzzZz... Hi..

Video - Twinkle2 Little Star ~ ~

Vata nice song:

Video - Take note, guys

For your reference guys:

Here's how you can make peace with your wife / girlfriend when they are mad.

Mid-Autumn Festival

Here comes the Mid-Autumn Festival and look at my little mooncake gift from a colleague.

Isn't it TOO cute to bite? Hmm... I wonder if this little rabbit would just sit on our dining table and eventually becomes expired because nobody's willing to be the cruel one to bite first :-/

CANDY MANDY WISHES ALL OF YOU

A HAPPY MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL !

The Reason of Breaking up is...

I heard something funny over Flyfm last week and thus, this posting.

A girl name Aileen called Flyfm expressing her anger because her boyfriend broke up with her and she had no idea where and what went wrong. After hesitating for a while, "maybe because of my little bad habit. As we get along, we will naturally reveal our bad habits to our partners but there's nothing wrong about having bad habits, right?" Without hesitating, I agreed to myself.

When asked about her little bad habit, reluctantly she explained that... "I like to smell my feet" she said.

No wonder your boyfriend left you, said Ben and Fabes while laughing hysterically. Wow.. sniff your feet?

We all have bad habits but not to this extend. Then I imagine... maybe they were having dinner and suddenly she felt agitated and decided to sniff her feet? And that has ended the beautiful relationship because the guy couldn't take the smell in the dining room. Wahaha...

Candy said maybe Aileen wants to smell her boyfriend's feet too. @_@! Or make her boyfriend smells her feet, I smell you smell ma... That's love. Well, that has ended the relationship. Oh crap, Candy's even more disgusting >_<

SMELL IT IF YOU LOVE ME !!

Would you break up with your partner if they have this weird habit of smelling their own feet? >:)

Video - Little MJ

OOOOUUU !

Video - Tired of your mother in law?

Here's how you can keep your mother in law away, from visiting:

Padan mukalah! LOL!

How Technology Changed Us

The Glass

A Mexican, an Arabian and a British are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arabian, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (coz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The British, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arabian. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, he says, 'In Britain we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

Video - Twist your Scotch Tape

A simple way to tear your Scotch Tape without a scissors.

Hohoo, let's try..

Failed..

So not over it !

I'm heart broken..

I saw a pair of nice watch on a trading website a few days ago, though it's a NO NAME kind of watch but it really caught my attention. I was interested so I wrote to enquire, to see if the seller intends to sell a single piece instead of a pair. If he doesn't I will not separate them, I will buy both >:) Okay, he agrees but when we proceed to talk about the price, he became rude and started to talk nasty, not to mention that he will not even give a single penny discount.

I'm actually okay with the price but girls just love to get discount. Everybody knows that, right?! Even if he gives me RM5 discount, we could have closed the deal by now. What an as*hole!

Where's the civilization? Rakyatku... You sell things online, be prepared to answer questions and GIVE DISCOUNTS!

We receive heaps of emails everyday asking us all kinds of weird questions. We anwser them all, politely, be it serious buyers or clowns. This is Customer Service. You know, people think we sell adult toys, we must have tried them all? It would be so unconvincing if we were to tell them we've never tried one. What do we do? Luckily we usually have feedbacks from our customers, or else... We call to ask our suppliers... sometimes they can't even answer our questions; I bet they feel shy or don't even know how to answer us -_-!

There was once we look at a catalogue, I spotted a little doll wearing a cowboy hat. I thought it was a bottle of lubricant, Candy thought it was a vibrator and finally, it turns out to be a butt plug and the supplier still teases us until today. Common, with the cowboy hat?!! A Butt plug???!!! But at least we were never rude to people who enquire about our products.

Anyway, back to the watches. I'm still feeling so heart broken.. I really wanted that watch but I really don't wanna buy from that idiot. Hey, you idiot listen here. I hope your watches grow mosses or malfunction and you can keep them for the rest of your life! If I don't get it, nobody else gets it!

Grrrhh, I'm so not over it!!! *&^%$#@!!

Big dream

It's lunch time, it's raining, I had an express lunch and start looking at cars because I saw a very sporty car this morning, a Mistubishi something, never seen before but driving slowly / hogging on the road. :( No petrol meh? Drivelah faster :( so sadlah sporty car move slowly :( I think he was driving 40km/hr. 80km/hr also not too much, right?

I like... Peugeot 206 but Naza Bestari is good enough since they are locally assembled. I could just fix the lion logo onto it like everybody does, but when it comes to think of it... aiyah, there's nothing wrong with driving a Bestari, right? You pay for it cheaper, you tanggunglah the logo. LOL. If you want the real lion, belilah Peugeot >:)

Anyway, I couldn't even afford the imported logo, don't mention the car >_<>:) Oh, that's too early to dream...
Hey, Suzuki Swift >:)

Sorry pal, I pandai-pandai modify your car ar.. but I really wanna tint 1/4 of your front lights. Advice me if I have a bad taste :( Did he remove the Nismo spoiler?

Oh my god! I'm gonna get 7 summons a week if I drive a Mazda 3! It looks so fast >:)

I wonder if Candy still remembers, I swore that I want Wrangler Jeep to be my wedding car or else I will not accept the wedding proposal, haha. Some silly things we said when we were young :) but I have not met a guy driving a Jeep :(

OMG! Hummer... I always imagine myself driving a Hummer on the road, so stylo mylo eh? >:) suddenly police cars start chasing me, siren turned on, our Polis Diraja Malaysia acknowledging the call centre "Ada sebuah kereta Hummer yang pandu secara sendiri, TIADA pemandu. Saya ulangi, TIADA pemandu. Sila hantar bantuan sekarang!" because I'm not 6ft tall and Hummer was made for Mat Salleh instead of Asians -_-! I may be 5ft 2 but I have a big heart for a big cars, okay?

Pandu secara sendiri? Humf! *&^%$#^$%#@!!

Selamat Hari Raya

Kepada semua member-member Muslim,

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI,

MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN.

Salam Sejahtera dari

Candy dan Mandy ^_^

M for Messy

I was too excited when I spotted a new tom yum noodle stall at the coffee shop nearby, because I'm such a super tom yum lover. Candy and I can drive all the way from south to west in the middle of the night just for a bowl of tom yum... and that shows our love for tom yum :)

I simply grab the first container I saw in the kitchen and just pour it in. Ops, that's not a bowl =_=

Then I realize I didn't learn 'iron palm' back in school, I can't hold it no more, so I put it in a pot T_T Everything becomes messy when I'm with tom yum.

Dinner in bed :)