'Ginny' in the handphone

Mandy realised she hasn't been telling tales for quite some time. So Mandy is here tonight, gossiping a little about our friends...

I'll make it short as want to get some sleep tonight. We got class tomorrow, anticipating the Monday Blues =_=

Not long ago, there's something rather interesting happened in our college and coincidently the victim was one of our weekly classmate (we combine class for a particular subject once a week), Ginny. Ginny is a very normal looking girl but she slept with, like ALL the guys in our college. She could get almost any guy because of her 'warm' and 'easy going' personality. Yes, we study in a crocodile territory.

Ginny and us are ok friends because we are not bothered about her easy going personality. I believe those who like us will not be interested in Ginny. And those who like Candy will not fall for me and vice versa. We have different targets and markets. Sorry, no cat fights in this story >:)

Ginny will usually brag about her courtship with guys and that she never made a first move. Bad liar isn't she? We're ok with it but we admit we are pretty curious on what she would do or say to bring those guys onto bed, LOL. She's just a lady alligator.

Ginny fancied a guy Ken who happens to be our classmate and almost did what she could to win Ken. She was a little unfortunate this time because Ken, is not a sex maniac and somewhat close to us >:) Yes, we get first hand news! We often interview Ken about Ginny and were surprised what she could do to trap him.

One day, Ken came to us and played a voice recording file on his handphone, just to end our curiosity towards Ginny's so called "tactics". The voice was Ginny:

She confessed how she fell in love with Ken, how her body sweat whenever she sees Ken. Wow, I thought I was crazy when my palms sweat everytime I smile to the guy who looks like H, but this girl's whole body sweat -_-'' She also sat behind Ken in purpose, just to smell his perfume blended with sweat and hair regardless if he did or didn't wash his hair.

She enjoys peeping at his underwear because Ken likes baggy fashion, followed him home cause she wants to know where he stays, pretends to pick a pen in front of him when she intends to show her cleavage and panties :D~ Good for you, I told Ken. Unfortunately Ken didn't realise. What a waste or maybe he was playing dumb? Who knows.

The recording went on when she sang Ken a song by Christina Aguilera "Ginnie in a bottle" x_x Ken described himself shivering and almost shit on his pants; it's hillarious but I can imagine that. I suggest that he send the singing part to Malaysian Idol >:)

Maybe it was supposed to be something sexy for a guy but I don't really get it, same goes to Candy and Ken. Maybe Ken is gay? LOL... Anyway, I've added 10 marks to Ken and I would like to reserve Ken for Candy >:) kikiki...