Sunday, May 24, 2009

THE MINI BUN

After the neverending assignments, exams and tests... Today I realize that I have neglected our blog, haha. Candy told me that she read our old postings and so I took some time to read about what we wrote. I was again, impressed by Klick and Bun so I've decided to continue on what happen to them. I really hope that Klick will not be one of our customers in http://sweetintimate.blogspot.com/ which will eventually lead him to candyxmandy's personal blog. >: )

Recently, Bun was pregnant. When they consulted the doctor the baby was 2mths plus/10 weeks. I congratulated Klick "Hey, congratulations Papa, you're gonna have a MINI BUN soon" Klick seriously didn't want the child and Bun has some kind of sickness, (I couldn't remember cause I think she must have made it up to portray her pity self) so, she couldn't carry a baby too. Both of them came to a mutual agreement that is, to abort the child. As Klick is working while Bun is not, Bun suggested that she will make an appointment with the Doctor on the following week (we call it week 11). Simple minded Klick thought, "oh well, it's settled". What he didn't know was, it was just the begining of his nightmare. >: )

Week 11 has passed, the appointment was not made. >: ) Klick thought "oh, pregnant lady must be a little forgetful." He decided to make the call by himself but Bun insisted that she would like to make the call by herself. Ok, Klick said. As predicted, again the appointment was not made on week 12.

Here comes week 13, Klick started to get panic because you cannot abort the child when it reaches week 16, tada! I told him to make the appointment (on week 14) without Bun's knowledge. After that, talk to Bun. He did as I said and got into a fight with Bun. Bun cursed Klick that all he wanted was to get rid of their baby, and that he was irresponsible. Bun even told her mom about it. Her mom was pretty cool about the baby. She said it's up to them, keep it if they want, or abort it if they don't. Simple as ABC. Nothing to fight about.

After a week of counselling (I'm referring to numerous people trying to convince Bun ie. friends of hers, friends of Klick's, siblings of Klick's dan lain lain lagi, unknown) and a week of 3Cs drama; CRY, CURSE, COMMIT SUICIDE. Week 14 was gone. If any of you guys are wondering why can't the appointment be changed to the next day or two... because there is alot of young people on the clinic's list waiting for abortion, you'll be surprised... if you missed today's appointment, you'll have to be on next week.

Time was ticking, 4 weeks just flew away. Don't you finally agree with me that Klick is such an asshole? Now that everybody knew about her pregnancy, the appointment was finally fixed on week 15. Klick was kinda relief but was still watching out for the worst because we all know what kind of lunatic Bun is. She was well behaved in week 14 and ensure that she will get it done on week 15 as scheduled.

Here comes the big day, her appointment was on 10am. Klick wanted to take her to the clinic but she repeatedly ensure Klick that she'll be ok and that her best friend Cassie will be with her. She wanted her bestfriend to be with her instead of Klick, she said it was a "girlie thingy" that Klick will never understand. Well, our Donkey Klick actually took her seriously and went to work.

Bun didn't turn up at the clinic. Cassie said "What??? I was not told to accompany her!" Lalalala... Bun told Klick that she wanted to have his baby, she wants to get married, it's ok if Klick has no money, no career, no balls, no nothing, she can pay for everything and they can go buy a house and Klick can retire at once. Wow, that's an offer you guys will never get in your entire life! Imagine, a gorilla appears infront of me and say "Mandy will you marry me, this 10 sack of money is yours, I'll buy you a 1st Hon. Degree and you can retire now!" Man, I will difinitely say YES! Wuaahahahaha... But I'm sure this will not happen to me cause that's just scary!

Klick almost fainted. He didn't say a word. He drove home feeling suicidal. He called me and sounded as if his life has just ended. I didn't say anything about Bun or him.. I let him grieve. To me, he has accepted his "fate" and although not prepared but had to be prepared to welcome his MINI BUN. Bun called like 10 thousand times while we were on the phone, Klick didn't answer. He went to work as usual the next day looking and feeling like an asshole. He didn't see Bun that day.

The following day, Bun sms him "Please bring me to the doctor on XX date/week 16". Klick didn't reply. He told me "It must be a fucking trick again." On the following day, she drove her sporty little car to pick Klick, they went to the clinic and got the obortion done. Haha... don't ask me why can the appointment be changed from week 16 to the next day; because she is rich I guess?

The first honourable person he called, was ME! Because he knew I'd be more than happy to share his laughter and scold him when he couldn't find his balls. >: )

Now the question is: Adakah mimpi ngeri Klick berakhir di sini?

* Stay tuned *

2 comments:

Kit said...

MANDY OOI U GOSSIP ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET?!!!!!

Mandy said...

U didnt c me, i didnt c u, u didnt c me, i didnt c u.... (whistling)