Pok Bob

Mandy is trying to take a nap and the old couple (our neighbour) started to quarrel again. I cannot sleep even with the softest lullaby playing, I need peace, not to mention all the slamming doors and banging tables next door. No wonder the stupid rent is cheap! I thought I was smart to rent a big unit with cheap rental. I had to turn on my notebook and BLOG away the hours.

While checking my emails, I got a forwarded video from a friend where a 20 yr old gf hits her bf's testicles then face, then again demanded him to move his hands away while he was trying to cover (protect) his balls with his hands and *crashed* his eggs! I have immediately uploaded it on our blog hoping to share this lesson with all readers out there.

Back to our neighbour, the 2 old bags... They are both arguing in Hakka (one of the Chinese dialects) and again I happen to speak Hakka although I'm not puak Hakka. So it left me no choice but to 'understand' what they were quarreling.

Let's name them first, husband: Uncle Bob / wife: Aunty Pok cause she's just toooooooooo annoying and bermulut popok, I cannot think of another name!

Storey goes: Aunty Pok was grumbling when Uncle Bob was watching dunno what news on Astro. I assume Uncle Bob couldn't hear the tv while his wife is yelling, so uncle turned the volume louder. Aunty Pok alsoo assumed uncle Bob buat perangai and she started to scream.

Pok: Are you trying to ignore what I said?!!!!

Bob: Could you zip you mouth for 20 minutes, I'm trying to watch the news! I'll argue with you after the news, can??! (LOL, uncle's cool)

Pok: What do you mean by that? (continue shouting... =_=) I don't know why did I got married to you, *&^%$#@!! (some dialect vulgar words)

Bob: Shhhhh....!!!

Pok: Do you remember when you had an affair with the 7th floor lady, huh??? I was too forgiving at that time not to file a divorce and now you treat me like an enemy everyday, I cannot take it anymore!

*bing* *bang* *bomb* *slam* --> *silent*

While I was busy interpreting to Candy... after all the battle, they became silent. I hope nothing happened to Uncle Bob. If I were him, I'd have divorced this crazy woman when she started to talk loudly maybe like 20yrs ago. Can't seem to give peace a chance! A total nuisance!!!!!!!!!!

Usually is Aunty Pok yelling, I seldom hear Uncle Bob talk loudly. It reminds me of my grandparents. Quarrel everyday but not to the extend of neighbours "had to" listen to them like us.... =_=

Okay, I can take a nap now and I hope they don't talk to each other from now on. >:)

The Perfect Girlfriend

I bet everybody would have seen this video clip by now, where a 20 yr old girlfriend repeatedly hits her boyfriend's testicles and face with her high-heels. Candy and I were in fact, speechless. We have never imagined such scenario would happen to a man, not even once.

1st impression: I thought the lady was too much but looking at the boyfriend who just stood there helpless, made me even more angry. Why, what has he done to deserve all the humiliation? And he happens to be the Top Property Agent in Singapore with good looks and financially stable.

Maybe he was caught on bed with another woman, I thought. Haha.. but come'on, I wouldn't do that in front of the public to my bf if I caught him with another girl. At most is a few slaps and the rest belakang kiralah, if want to kill him ka, potong ka... not in the public ma, as you know, even a construction Bangla worker has a camera phone nowadays. I'd be famous overnight if the video is being posted on YouTube @_@ just like the pretty lady below. Or are we all too shallow to understand a Chinese proverb, "if you're afraid of your wife, you'll be rich!"

For those who have not seen this video, enjoy the show.

Let Candy and Mandy remind all guys, men out there, not to allow your girlfriend to hit your balls like Bishi Bashi !

Heineken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrVYozFvq8w


This is the best video I've ever seen :D

I like it the most when the guys were shouting in the beer room. LOL!

I wanted to upload the whole video here but the same error message keeps popping up. I had to only post the link instead >:)

We Have Moved! (again)

Over the month, something dramatic again, happened to us. As we have mentioned, we have just moved into a new place, only Candy and myself sharing 1 apartment unit, with a small kitchen, a long bath in the master bed room and a little balcony :D We were very contented.

We have been happily staying there for about 2 months and suddenly the owner decides to sell the apartment -_-# Because the property prices in Penang suddenly shoots high. We were given 1 month to find a new place and MOVE! Of course, we were compensated according to the Tenancy Agreement but we had to go through another time trouble pack, move, unpack, clean and we had no time to bargain and in fact, we were not in the position to bargain due to the short notice. =_=!

The previous owner had given us his nice study table and a comfortable "manager chair" kikiki... kira oklah... :)

Still... I hate moving... -_-#

Now that we have settled down, we realized this apartment was not as good as the previous place. At least, our new neighbours are not. I guess you readers will expect more stories complaining our neighbours in future @_@!

There's a middle age couple staying next door and they quarrel almost everyday!

Love your feet

Candy & Mandy had their feet massaged last night.

Muscle is aching today T_T
although it feels like heaven during the massage >:P