Klick on the Bun and get a Honda

After the Mini Bun attempt, Klick has finally taken an action to break up with Bun. He didn't asked me for my opinion, he told me he ended the crazy relationship. "You're the man" I said. The first thing he wanted to do was to take me out for a luxurious dinner celebrating his freedom and for my neverending support throughout his days in hell. Wow, what a language..

Klick: "Let's order your schubert cabernet sauvignon 99 tonight!"

WAHAHAHA! I thought....

I know nuts about wine but this is an acceptionally fine wine that I've ever tasted, that's why I remember the name >:) Klick picked me at 8. I have not seen him for more than a year, he drove a new Honda Civic. I thought, wow he must have had a few pay raise because he's not from a wealthy family though he is now a professional but still paying his study loan. Apart from his car, Klick has put on at least 8-10 pounds (abt 20kg) He used to be thin guy. I was astonished but still happy to see him again.

On our way to dinner, he suspected a car tailing us and the speed was increasing. The car was not familiar so he thought he was just being paranoid due to the long term torture by Bun. Out of suspicious he purposely took a wrong turning into a small lane where there's only a dead end. Unfortunately the car followed us and when we managed to make a 3-point-turn, the unfamiliar car came face to face and *JENG* she was BUN!!

"Klick, please... I'm scared, is Bun gonna slap me, pull my hair, sit on me and crack my bones O_o! because she cannot understand explanation? She must have thought I'm the new girlfriend, ow I'm barely even your ex! Any god out there pls help! I'm a free thinker." He laughed silently, kept on driving and patted on my head twice. I didn't know what that means but I can't jump off the car, right?

He took out his mobile phone, called Bun, set to speaker mode so that I could witness that his balls are still in place, LOL. The first time I heard Bun.. she shouted like a lunatic who's just gone coo-coo: "Klick are you serious?! How could you do this to me?! Is she the one with the special ringtone and birthday reminder?" Klick said "Yes" (Vat??!!) O_o!! Me? special ringtone? This idiotic Klick must have used me as an excuse! I so wanted to tell her that I was not the one but looking at our # yrs friendship and the sake of his balls, oklah I pretend for a while lah.

I pinched Klick so hard while I told Bun "Isn't this too obvious to ask? I'm Mandy and if you don't mind please join us for dinner." She said "Klick, remember you promised your car.." --> hung up and sent Klick 1000000000000 text msgs instead. I simply asked if the car was hers and YES, it was a present for their coo-coo anniversary and that Klick promised to marry her so she bought the car for him O_o!!!! And I really thought he had the balls to walk out of the Bakery (Bun's luxury).

We turned into the restaurant, pretended we parked, waited for Bun to leave. He appologized and insisted that we go for the dinner but I lost my appetite and I almost peed on my dress, what do u think? I was surprised I could even talk to Bun like that. It's become so dangerous meeting an old friend and I can't take such surprises anymore, I'm a peaceful person. I demanded that he drove me home. Candy looked at me: "Candy I'm hungry, let's go for tom yum steamboat and I'll tell you why I look like shit"

I don't know if he'd eventually return to Bun or what, I don't give a shit. Still think I should help Klick? He just can't give up the life that he has now and think he can just put any of his friends life in danger. I'm gonna ignore him and let him rot.

THE MINI BUN

After the neverending assignments, exams and tests... Today I realize that I have neglected our blog, haha. Candy told me that she read our old postings and so I took some time to read about what we wrote. I was again, impressed by Klick and Bun so I've decided to continue on what happen to them. I really hope that Klick will not be one of our customers in http://sweetintimate.blogspot.com/ which will eventually lead him to candyxmandy's personal blog. >: )

Recently, Bun was pregnant. When they consulted the doctor the baby was 2mths plus/10 weeks. I congratulated Klick "Hey, congratulations Papa, you're gonna have a MINI BUN soon" Klick seriously didn't want the child and Bun has some kind of sickness, (I couldn't remember cause I think she must have made it up to portray her pity self) so, she couldn't carry a baby too. Both of them came to a mutual agreement that is, to abort the child. As Klick is working while Bun is not, Bun suggested that she will make an appointment with the Doctor on the following week (we call it week 11). Simple minded Klick thought, "oh well, it's settled". What he didn't know was, it was just the begining of his nightmare. >: )

Week 11 has passed, the appointment was not made. >: ) Klick thought "oh, pregnant lady must be a little forgetful." He decided to make the call by himself but Bun insisted that she would like to make the call by herself. Ok, Klick said. As predicted, again the appointment was not made on week 12.

Here comes week 13, Klick started to get panic because you cannot abort the child when it reaches week 16, tada! I told him to make the appointment (on week 14) without Bun's knowledge. After that, talk to Bun. He did as I said and got into a fight with Bun. Bun cursed Klick that all he wanted was to get rid of their baby, and that he was irresponsible. Bun even told her mom about it. Her mom was pretty cool about the baby. She said it's up to them, keep it if they want, or abort it if they don't. Simple as ABC. Nothing to fight about.

After a week of counselling (I'm referring to numerous people trying to convince Bun ie. friends of hers, friends of Klick's, siblings of Klick's dan lain lain lagi, unknown) and a week of 3Cs drama; CRY, CURSE, COMMIT SUICIDE. Week 14 was gone. If any of you guys are wondering why can't the appointment be changed to the next day or two... because there is alot of young people on the clinic's list waiting for abortion, you'll be surprised... if you missed today's appointment, you'll have to be on next week.

Time was ticking, 4 weeks just flew away. Don't you finally agree with me that Klick is such an asshole? Now that everybody knew about her pregnancy, the appointment was finally fixed on week 15. Klick was kinda relief but was still watching out for the worst because we all know what kind of lunatic Bun is. She was well behaved in week 14 and ensure that she will get it done on week 15 as scheduled.

Here comes the big day, her appointment was on 10am. Klick wanted to take her to the clinic but she repeatedly ensure Klick that she'll be ok and that her best friend Cassie will be with her. She wanted her bestfriend to be with her instead of Klick, she said it was a "girlie thingy" that Klick will never understand. Well, our Donkey Klick actually took her seriously and went to work.

Bun didn't turn up at the clinic. Cassie said "What??? I was not told to accompany her!" Lalalala... Bun told Klick that she wanted to have his baby, she wants to get married, it's ok if Klick has no money, no career, no balls, no nothing, she can pay for everything and they can go buy a house and Klick can retire at once. Wow, that's an offer you guys will never get in your entire life! Imagine, a gorilla appears infront of me and say "Mandy will you marry me, this 10 sack of money is yours, I'll buy you a 1st Hon. Degree and you can retire now!" Man, I will difinitely say YES! Wuaahahahaha... But I'm sure this will not happen to me cause that's just scary!

Klick almost fainted. He didn't say a word. He drove home feeling suicidal. He called me and sounded as if his life has just ended. I didn't say anything about Bun or him.. I let him grieve. To me, he has accepted his "fate" and although not prepared but had to be prepared to welcome his MINI BUN. Bun called like 10 thousand times while we were on the phone, Klick didn't answer. He went to work as usual the next day looking and feeling like an asshole. He didn't see Bun that day.

The following day, Bun sms him "Please bring me to the doctor on XX date/week 16". Klick didn't reply. He told me "It must be a fucking trick again." On the following day, she drove her sporty little car to pick Klick, they went to the clinic and got the obortion done. Haha... don't ask me why can the appointment be changed from week 16 to the next day; because she is rich I guess?

The first honourable person he called, was ME! Because he knew I'd be more than happy to share his laughter and scold him when he couldn't find his balls. >: )

Now the question is: Adakah mimpi ngeri Klick berakhir di sini?

* Stay tuned *

Klick on the Bun - 2

Bun, is indescribably.... urrggghh.... I'll put it in a decent way, her looks is below average, skin is dark, a little 'plump', she loves to wear sleeveless showing off her arms, 90% of her photos shows her side face / hiding her real face... urgh.... fat and ugly. By now, you'd think I'm just jealous over an ex's new girlfriend, right? Hey, not judging on her looks but when you have known her before you met her, this is how it's gonna be. I wish I have the courage to post her photo here, exposing her identity and you'll know what I mean.

Scene 1

Bun showers Klick with expensive gifts... and when they quarrel, she will (10/10 times) request a break-up. Then, cries, begs, threatens to burn down his house, damage his properties -_-# kills herself -_-# hurt his parents, dan lain-lain lagi... to get back together with Klick.

At one time Klick decided to put a stop to all this nonsense and returned all gifts to her and said "Sorry, not this time. I've had enough." She took sleeping pills (god knows if it's true) drove recklessly to his house and crashed his house gate -_- Neighbours came out, she was crying, sitting on the road in front of his house, announcing to his neighbours on how romantically they had sex on their second date and now it's gonna end like this!! And *blurrkk* she vomitted.

According to Klick, she pretended to recall of her ex boyfriend on their 2nd date, she was drunk, he drove her home, she pulled him into her bedroom, undressed herself and then, *tada* undressed HIM as well! Isn't this what every guy's been dreaming of? But becareful guys, there's no free lunch and your life will be compromised!

He almost broke my ear drum when he explained it to me -_-! "Jesus, give her slap!! I'll find you another girlfriend, Klick, LEAVE HER!!" I know he really tried but when you're born without balls, breaking up with a psycho girlfriend is just impossible. I tried to comfort him, tell him how girls feel about what guys do or say because I believe there must be a reason behind all these dramas. How could a normal girl do all this, and fyi, she's 25. I taught him, 'how to touch a girl' (touch her heart lah!) but obviously he only extracted the "how to touch her breast" part. Bad student.

Ok, continue... Bun was telling stories in the middle of the road and Klick's neighbours were looking at one another, feeling disgusted and sorry for Klick. I can imagine how he felt. Can you? He didn't make it on time to shut her mouth, she continued on the undressing each other's part and how his buttonfly pants got tangled with her hair. He had no choice but to invite her into his house, LOL!

And eventually, they got back together because Klick couldn't stand her tears while she forcefully stayed in his house for a week, haha!

I know Candy's gonna love this scene... so I'm dedicating this real-life story that sounds like a tv series, to her as her belated birthday present :D "Sang yat fai lok!"

Klick on the Bun

Candy & i have agreed to maintain this little blog of ours by updating funny and interesting parts of our life, sharing it with people who happens to drop by and read, maybe comment a little. Ok, let's start.

Talking about love sick friends earlier in Can's blog, I have an an old friend, let's call him 'Klick'. Klick was my former unofficial boyfriend. Why do I label him as unofficial? Because I hid him from my parents, that's why >: )

Though 'former' but we became close friends even after he went studying abroad, then came back, started his career etc. Klick is an indecisive and a boring guy which is the main reason all his girlfriends, including me, left him. We shared our relationship problems; he taught me how to attract a guy, I taught him how to touch a girl, haha, we smoke, drink together and talk nonsense just to laugh away the hours.

About a year ago, he met his present girlfriend, erm.. call her... Bun, since she looks like one. Bun is a richman's daughter. You know a richman's daughter comes with an incredible attitude. Klick got onto her and regretted after 1 mth. He didn't know how to get out of the relationship as Bun often threatens to kill herself, even when Klick was in shower and missed her calls. She would thought her guy was on bed with another girl, she would drive all the way to his house to see if any girl was in his house. She would do alot of things to embarrass herself so that Klick would give in to the fight. I promise to blog ALL her humiliating scenes but it will take forever to finish because their relationship is on-going.. and I happen to be the listener. Urggh.

Klick and I used see each other quite often before he met Bun. Since then, Klick was imprisoned. I have not seen Klick for a year. He would call me, text me, chat with me on msn while he's working. I know he misses me as an old friend. I took pity on him when he told me how suffering he was being dragged around like a toy, always being the sorry one who had to appologize after a fight, sorry, not 'a' fight but ALL fights.

I've never seen Bun cause Klick never shows me her photo. She must be beautiful because with her attitude, any guy would have left her. Well, I saw her in facebook last week after Klick added me. She's just unbelievably... Okay, why don't I continue tomorrow or this is gonna be the longest blog on the internet... I've had enough Buns today.. *puke*